do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Four minutes until I can fart!
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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