Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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