For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
tell me about the fingering
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