i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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