She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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