you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
dude i'm inner monologue high
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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