You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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