She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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