I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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