I CAN MOONWALK!
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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