ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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