She's like a pop up book from hell.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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