Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I lost the right to judge tonight
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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