so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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