How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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