How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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