Buhtt sex?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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