i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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