"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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