If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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