Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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