So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I wish there were birth control emojis
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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