it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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