We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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