I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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