Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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