She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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