grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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