i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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