Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
it glows. i had to have it.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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