im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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