You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
