Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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