So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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