ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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