Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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