can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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