it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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