haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
lets start a swedish sibling band together
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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