If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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