I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Even my vagina gasped.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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