i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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