piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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