I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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