I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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