There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize