Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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