its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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