god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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