hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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