You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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