There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
My bed smells like the plague
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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