Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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