Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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