He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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