NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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