your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
no. you can't hotbox the world.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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